Allison;Perfect;Cheerleader;Princess; Fuck Society. Do what makes you happy.
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hitler
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*