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Allison;Perfect;Leader;Princess; Fuck Society. Enjoy everyday like it's your last, for all we know it could be.

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

psyducked:

party time

1 day ago882,964 plays
Anonymous said: Do you know anyone who smokes blunts?

weedporndaily:

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bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Stoney Sunday. #HappySunday #Hondorouspipe #stoneysunday

Stoney Sunday. #HappySunday #Hondorouspipe #stoneysunday

nosdrinker:

he looks like real life sid from toy story

2 days ago2,162,393 plays

fragile-capric0rn:

nuclearpiss:

jay628:

fyinformasion:

I hope you never die

#bettywhiteforever

betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg

#bettywhiteforpresident2016

enjolrad:

pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story

weavemunchers:

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